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bibliodragonPreviously, the Doctor almost scored but then some stuff happened. I guess the world is in peril, I don't know, I can't follow this stuff. It's all very pretty, at least.
So, the world in danger and your arch-nemesis/ex is in pursuit but there is always time to party.
Heist plans are foiled by a security guard who for some reason won't let them waltz up to theMcGuffin expensive piece of timekeeping.
But a bit of banter about being half human (stop saying that, it's not canon. NOT CANON!)...
...and some light fingers and they have a pass. Yay!
Our hero is a bit of a kleptomaniac it seems.
But plucky security Gareth blocks their escape! You should all know Gareth, he helped save the world last year. As we are all still here that means he must have passed his midterms thanks to the Doctor here. (and God does that thought make me feel old.)
Oh yes, that whole plot business.
So now for the running!
The Master's magic powers of random sure were a lot more disgusting in the 90s.
Some improvised ab sailing...
...and then hand holding. Aw.
Then it is back to the TARDIS, Grace managing to get a quick grope in on the ride.
Time for a little "bigger-on-the-inside" wackiness.
In goes the McGuffin, so the world is saved now. Yay!
Damn, still got some time to go.
It looks like simply fixing the TARDIS hasn't solved the problem, and the world is still doomed. Woe.
Time for some technobabble!
The Doctor plans to jump start the TARDIS. Using science! I guess.
While Grace realizes that traveling with the Doctor is hell on you manicure.
And your free will. The Doctor really needs to consider improving his security.
The Master has the Doctor at a disadvantage. And what does that mean? Bondage time!
And time to dress for the occasion.
"See Doctor, I don't need you, I've got my own pet human too!"
Possessed!Grace breaks out the hardcore stuff...
..while it's getting near countdown time.
"A Clockwork Orange and the Passion of the Christ. That two, two gratuitous movie references. Ah ha ha ha!"
You're life has work has just been screwed up by a marauding, kleptomaniac Time Lord. Now what do you do?
The Doctor and the Master have words...
..and the Master lets slip how he has wasted all his lives because of the Doctor.
...wait a second!
Lee has finally figured out the guy who goes around sliming people and wearing either all black or over the top robes might just be lying to him.
So the Master snaps his neck.
"And now after some refreshing murder I shall make out with your girlfriend."
Actually it's just to de posses Grace so he can shove her head in the light and open the Eye, but he probably just wanted to get in on this Het thing too.
The process of body swapping and Earth dooming begins!
And now all hopes rest on Grace being able to hotwire the TARDIS. Wait, what?
And she saves the day. Seriously, Grace is awesome, but rewiring alien time machines?
She can do that but the bit with the handy buttons and labels of time periods are too much for her, so she runs off for the Doctor.
First she messes with his body stealing, now she is interrupting bondage time!
So the Master throws her off the balcony.
"Noooo! I was totally in there!"
Fight scene time!
"No, curse your physics defying lights!"
Because he's stupid like that, the Doctor tries to help him...
...but the Master gets sucked in to the Eye.
Leaving the Doctor to tidy up the bodies. It's like the Acadamy all over again.
"Dear Tinkerbell Jesus Doctor, I am so alone"
And yea, Tinkerbell Jesus Doctor hears his prayers and answers them.
The Eye thinks "ew girl germs!" and closes.
See you in about ten years, deus ex machina device.
"Look at all these cool planets we could go visit if we went to series."
The old stalling TARDIS gag. The classics never die.
Just another poor sod who's life is ruined by the Doctor. At least he can take solace in alcohol.
And at least Gareth scored.
Another day saved thanks to Team TARDIS! Even though they all had a hand in causing the problem in the first place.
Lee give the Doctor back his things, so the Doctor lets him keep the gold.
"Just don't spend it all on hookers and blow."
The Doctor and Grace get in a little more fanboy baiting as a goodbye.
Aw. Trust me Grace, you're better off without him. Sure it's all fun and running and hand holding, but then it's getting stuck in a parallel dimensions and your memory wiped.
"Now on to another adventure!"
"What do you mean we're canceled? Bloody Fox!"
So, the world in danger and your arch-nemesis/ex is in pursuit but there is always time to party.
Heist plans are foiled by a security guard who for some reason won't let them waltz up to the
But a bit of banter about being half human (stop saying that, it's not canon. NOT CANON!)...
...and some light fingers and they have a pass. Yay!
Our hero is a bit of a kleptomaniac it seems.
But plucky security Gareth blocks their escape! You should all know Gareth, he helped save the world last year. As we are all still here that means he must have passed his midterms thanks to the Doctor here. (and God does that thought make me feel old.)
Oh yes, that whole plot business.
So now for the running!
The Master's magic powers of random sure were a lot more disgusting in the 90s.
Some improvised ab sailing...
...and then hand holding. Aw.
Then it is back to the TARDIS, Grace managing to get a quick grope in on the ride.
Time for a little "bigger-on-the-inside" wackiness.
In goes the McGuffin, so the world is saved now. Yay!
Damn, still got some time to go.
It looks like simply fixing the TARDIS hasn't solved the problem, and the world is still doomed. Woe.
Time for some technobabble!
The Doctor plans to jump start the TARDIS. Using science! I guess.
While Grace realizes that traveling with the Doctor is hell on you manicure.
And your free will. The Doctor really needs to consider improving his security.
The Master has the Doctor at a disadvantage. And what does that mean? Bondage time!
And time to dress for the occasion.
"See Doctor, I don't need you, I've got my own pet human too!"
Possessed!Grace breaks out the hardcore stuff...
..while it's getting near countdown time.
"A Clockwork Orange and the Passion of the Christ. That two, two gratuitous movie references. Ah ha ha ha!"
You're life has work has just been screwed up by a marauding, kleptomaniac Time Lord. Now what do you do?
The Doctor and the Master have words...
..and the Master lets slip how he has wasted all his lives because of the Doctor.
...wait a second!
Lee has finally figured out the guy who goes around sliming people and wearing either all black or over the top robes might just be lying to him.
So the Master snaps his neck.
"And now after some refreshing murder I shall make out with your girlfriend."
Actually it's just to de posses Grace so he can shove her head in the light and open the Eye, but he probably just wanted to get in on this Het thing too.
The process of body swapping and Earth dooming begins!
And now all hopes rest on Grace being able to hotwire the TARDIS. Wait, what?
And she saves the day. Seriously, Grace is awesome, but rewiring alien time machines?
She can do that but the bit with the handy buttons and labels of time periods are too much for her, so she runs off for the Doctor.
First she messes with his body stealing, now she is interrupting bondage time!
So the Master throws her off the balcony.
"Noooo! I was totally in there!"
Fight scene time!
"No, curse your physics defying lights!"
Because he's stupid like that, the Doctor tries to help him...
...but the Master gets sucked in to the Eye.
Leaving the Doctor to tidy up the bodies. It's like the Acadamy all over again.
"Dear Tinkerbell Jesus Doctor, I am so alone"
And yea, Tinkerbell Jesus Doctor hears his prayers and answers them.
The Eye thinks "ew girl germs!" and closes.
See you in about ten years, deus ex machina device.
"Look at all these cool planets we could go visit if we went to series."
The old stalling TARDIS gag. The classics never die.
Just another poor sod who's life is ruined by the Doctor. At least he can take solace in alcohol.
And at least Gareth scored.
Another day saved thanks to Team TARDIS! Even though they all had a hand in causing the problem in the first place.
Lee give the Doctor back his things, so the Doctor lets him keep the gold.
"Just don't spend it all on hookers and blow."
The Doctor and Grace get in a little more fanboy baiting as a goodbye.
Aw. Trust me Grace, you're better off without him. Sure it's all fun and running and hand holding, but then it's getting stuck in a parallel dimensions and your memory wiped.
"Now on to another adventure!"
"What do you mean we're canceled? Bloody Fox!"
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Date: 2010-03-17 03:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-18 01:41 pm (UTC)I can't claim Tinkerbell Jesus Doctor, that was my time lurking in the who anon meme peeking through (though seriously the series 3 finale does make the TVM plotting look like a work of genius at times).