Picspam: Doctor Who TVM Part 3 (The Doctor continues to not get laid.)

[bibliodragon]

Previously, the Doctor almost scored but then some stuff happened. I guess the world is in peril, I don't know, I can't follow this stuff. It's all very pretty, at least.



So, the world in danger and your arch-nemesis/ex is in pursuit but there is always time to party.


Heist plans are foiled by a security guard who for some reason won't let them waltz up to the McGuffin expensive piece of timekeeping.


But a bit of banter about being half human (stop saying that, it's not canon. NOT CANON!)...


...and some light fingers and they have a pass. Yay!


Our hero is a bit of a kleptomaniac it seems.


But plucky security Gareth blocks their escape! You should all know Gareth, he helped save the world last year. As we are all still here that means he must have passed his midterms thanks to the Doctor here. (and God does that thought make me feel old.)


Oh yes, that whole plot business.


So now for the running!


The Master's magic powers of random sure were a lot more disgusting in the 90s.


Some improvised ab sailing...


...and then hand holding. Aw.


Then it is back to the TARDIS, Grace managing to get a quick grope in on the ride.


Time for a little "bigger-on-the-inside" wackiness.


In goes the McGuffin, so the world is saved now. Yay!


Damn, still got some time to go.


It looks like simply fixing the TARDIS hasn't solved the problem, and the world is still doomed. Woe.


Time for some technobabble!


The Doctor plans to jump start the TARDIS. Using science! I guess.


While Grace realizes that traveling with the Doctor is hell on you manicure.


And your free will. The Doctor really needs to consider improving his security.



The Master has the Doctor at a disadvantage. And what does that mean? Bondage time!


And time to dress for the occasion.


"See Doctor, I don't need you, I've got my own pet human too!"


Possessed!Grace breaks out the hardcore stuff...


..while it's getting near countdown time.


"A Clockwork Orange and the Passion of the Christ. That two, two gratuitous movie references. Ah ha ha ha!"


You're life has work has just been screwed up by a marauding, kleptomaniac Time Lord. Now what do you do?


The Doctor and the Master have words...


..and the Master lets slip how he has wasted all his lives because of the Doctor.


...wait a second!

Lee has finally figured out the guy who goes around sliming people and wearing either all black or over the top robes might just be lying to him.


So the Master snaps his neck.



"And now after some refreshing murder I shall make out with your girlfriend."


Actually it's just to de posses Grace so he can shove her head in the light and open the Eye, but he probably just wanted to get in on this Het thing too.


The process of body swapping and Earth dooming begins!


And now all hopes rest on Grace being able to hotwire the TARDIS. Wait, what?


And she saves the day. Seriously, Grace is awesome, but rewiring alien time machines?


She can do that but the bit with the handy buttons and labels of time periods are too much for her, so she runs off for the Doctor.


First she messes with his body stealing, now she is interrupting bondage time!


So the Master throws her off the balcony.


"Noooo! I was totally in there!"


Fight scene time!


"No, curse your physics defying lights!"


Because he's stupid like that, the Doctor tries to help him...



...but the Master gets sucked in to the Eye.


Leaving the Doctor to tidy up the bodies. It's like the Acadamy all over again.


"Dear Tinkerbell Jesus Doctor, I am so alone"


And yea, Tinkerbell Jesus Doctor hears his prayers and answers them.


The Eye thinks "ew girl germs!" and closes.


See you in about ten years, deus ex machina device.


"Look at all these cool planets we could go visit if we went to series."


The old stalling TARDIS gag. The classics never die.


Just another poor sod who's life is ruined by the Doctor. At least he can take solace in alcohol.


And at least Gareth scored.


Another day saved thanks to Team TARDIS! Even though they all had a hand in causing the problem in the first place.


Lee give the Doctor back his things, so the Doctor lets him keep the gold.


"Just don't spend it all on hookers and blow."


The Doctor and Grace get in a little more fanboy baiting as a goodbye.


Aw. Trust me Grace, you're better off without him. Sure it's all fun and running and hand holding, but then it's getting stuck in a parallel dimensions and your memory wiped.


"Now on to another adventure!"


"What do you mean we're canceled? Bloody Fox!"

Comments

[meremoon.livejournal.com]

OMG - you had me laughing so hard at this!

*Vows to return later to pick out my favorite bits and form coherent comments about them.*

[meremoon.livejournal.com]

OK, I've decided on a fave:

"Noooo! I was totally in there!"

Did you know that there's a Big Finish audio drama (Sixth Doctor) that actually gives a satisfactory explanation as to why the Eye of Harmony will only open for a human?

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

Thank God for Big Finish. Because of them we got to hear more of Paul McGann's sexy sexy Doctor voice.

I'm glad you enjoyed this :).

[wyntereyez.livejournal.com]

Ah, this brings back memories! I got more than a few giggles out of it. This movie was my first experience with 'Doctor Who,' and despite its flaws, I remember it fondly.

And Eight is hot.

Thanks for sharing!

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was mine too. Damn the 90s were a sad, Who-deprived place.

And Eight is very hot ;).

Glad you enjoyed.

[demi-g.livejournal.com]

This totally made my day. I remember when I saw the TVM for the first time I was like "Wow, the Doctor is actually hot this time!"

Also, I always wondered why he kept all that crazy bondage gear around.

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

Aw, you are immune to the charms of Seven? ;)

Yeah, he does have a lot of it doesn't he.

[scifi-mel.livejournal.com]

I've not seen this since it originally aired! Wow it was quite mental!

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the plot wasn't it's strongest point. But mmm Paul McGann.

[eruvadhril.livejournal.com]

Cannot stop loling! You are made of the awesome.

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

Thank you, glad you enjoyed it :).

[princesskraehe.livejournal.com]

Points this brings up for me:

1. Having met Mr. McGann, I discovered that 8 is a No Acting Required role. No, seriously. He really is like that. Easily distracted and bizarrely happy about random stuff and boundary issues and complete inability to remember anything. [BRAG]And willingness to randomly kiss snarky American girls he's barely met.[/BRAG] All in a completely welcome and unfairly gorgeous way.

2. I think my co-worker a couple desks away must think I've gone mental, because I've been going between laughing and squeeing through the entire read. (Why must such a laughable movie contain someone so adorable?)

3. My friends and I have a huge drinking game for this movie and I think we need to play it again this weekend.

4. Pickpocket klepto with chronic wanderlust and zero attention span?

ASDFDSGFA THE EIGHTH DOCTOR IS A KENDER D:

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

I'm jealous, the time he touched my shoulder during a convention photo session just can't compete with that. Not fair!

I'm glad you enjoyed.

[princesskraehe.livejournal.com]

Well ... I had a really really unfair advantage. I'd hiked up to Sleddale Hall (where Withnail & I, the one thing he loves most in his career, was filmed) and brought back a rock which I later thought it'd be cool to show him. Apparently this made it through the grapevine via other guests and he did a ZOMG I MUST MEET GIRL WITH ROCK ASDSHGDFTSYFD and found me in the hotel bar. I guess kissing (on the cheek, in my case) is 8-speak for 'Hi there, nice stranger lady.' *o_O*

Hell, a hand on the shoulder is plenty of cause for glee. Look at heems. :3 BTW, he is on Twitter, @ThePaulMcGann (http://twitter.com/ThePaulMcGann). Enjoy the regular swing between adorably posh and WTF CRAZY.

Also, congrats on discovering the truth about time-travelling Rusty. It all makes complete sense now. Well, except for the wet chickens.

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

That is the best rock ever!

For about hours after I was running around going OMG he touched me!!!111! Oh God, Twitter hilariously makes little sense out of context but is still completely lovely.

The TVM does makes sense once you realize that Rusty stole the TARDIS to go back in time and write it. Darn him! But hmm shirtless McGann makes all the religious imagery anvils better.

[grlgoddess.livejournal.com]

This was awesome! Love it!

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

Thank you :).

[frankenspam.livejournal.com]

I've seriously been dying of lolz reading all three of these. I was also thirteen when TVM aired, and I wound up with the most ridiculous crush on Eight. I knew almost nothing about Doctor Who, either (the problem of being an American before YouTube and BBC America), but I enjoyed it for all its weird flaws because mmm Eight. I only recently tracked all the parts down on YouTube again, though I've listened to the audios for ages. (Have you heard The Natural History of Fear? McGann doing slightly evil is...GUH. Also, Tinkerbell Jesus Doctor almost made me spit coffee all over my keyboard. XD

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

Paul McGann does make up for all the nonsense, hmmm. I really really need to catch up with the audios, my collection stops in the middle of the Divergent arc. His voice is yummy!

I can't claim Tinkerbell Jesus Doctor, that was my time lurking in the who anon meme peeking through (though seriously the series 3 finale does make the TVM plotting look like a work of genius at times).

[kataoi.livejournal.com]

So I somehow found this through a series of links (it started at TV Tropes) and instantly shared it with my friend. We spent the following half-hour reading it to each other over Skype and having nerd laughing spasms, though he did have to put up with my inept squeeing at the faces and poses of stupid sexy Paul McGann.

This was quite an enjoyable treat. This is what I like my picspasms to be: full of pictures but also very funny. It made my night. (And now I should get to sleep.)

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

Thank you, and I'm glad you managed to escape TV Tropes ;). And thanks to your comment I managed to spot some mistakes and fix them, months later.