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bibliodragonLaura Roslin and Gaius Baltar. Perhaps the last thing you'd think off when thinking of the relationship between these two would be sexy hotness, but you would be very wrong indeed. A closer reading of canon reveals a very different story.
Granted, this reading has to be done through the view point of one Gaius Baltar, and his mind is a disturbed, dark and dirty place. Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times and make sure you've had all your vaccinations.
The first meeting, quite innocent don't you think? But when Baltar was saying he couldn't remember her...
...what he really was thinking was this!
OMG THREESOMES!
Even if she won't have dirty bathroom sexwith people who are not ruggedly handsome Admirals, she did give him Vice Presidency. Heh heh, vice.
The real reason he spent New Caprica getting wasted and having sex with interns? It was the only way to deal with the hotness of the Laura Roslin grungewear look.
On a Basestar full of hot Cylons (and Cavil, shudder), and who is it he is fantasising about?
Never before had Gaius wished he was a cigar so much.
Then there was some D/s role play (Tigh likes to watch).
He needed a whole cult of nymphs to deal with the residual sexual energy of that.
"What do you mean "oh Laura"?"
"Well, what do you mean "oh Laura"?"
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Granted, this reading has to be done through the view point of one Gaius Baltar, and his mind is a disturbed, dark and dirty place. Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times and make sure you've had all your vaccinations.
The first meeting, quite innocent don't you think? But when Baltar was saying he couldn't remember her...
...what he really was thinking was this!
OMG THREESOMES!
Even if she won't have dirty bathroom sex
The real reason he spent New Caprica getting wasted and having sex with interns? It was the only way to deal with the hotness of the Laura Roslin grungewear look.
On a Basestar full of hot Cylons (and Cavil, shudder), and who is it he is fantasising about?
Never before had Gaius wished he was a cigar so much.
Then there was some D/s role play (Tigh likes to watch).
He needed a whole cult of nymphs to deal with the residual sexual energy of that.
"What do you mean "oh Laura"?"
"Well, what do you mean "oh Laura"?"
Pics from galactica.com
