NINJA GUINEA PIGS!

The movie critic in me that says that this looks like a typical Godawful family movie with lame jokes and fart humour is being beaten up and gagged by the part of my brain going OMG NINJA GUINEA PIGS! SQUEE GUINEA PIGS ARE SOOO CUTE!

My sister had the same reaction, so at least we can be sad together.

(Plus it has added Bill Nighy and Will Arnett.)