It's the new Doctor Who logo! And my first response is yay blue! Now we have to wait and see if Moffat can't resist the retro appeal of Matt Smith's face terrifying us in the credit sequence. Even though they obviously couldn't help themselves and had to add some lens flare to it.

Though speaking of photoshop, my response to this monstrosity was "ARRRGGGG!! Who let Rob Liefeld at the photoshop?!"

To clense you're eyeballs of that horror, here is Mark Carwardine getting shagged by a kakapo while Stephen Fry laughs.

The sheer joy on the kakapo's face is adorable.

Google Mail is down. Oh God Oh God Oh God! What can I obsessively check now?

Are you trying to get me to visit actual bookshops once more?

Other people have done a better job than I can ever do of talking about the fail that is Amazon's removing the sales ranks of "adult" books dealing with gay themes.

But the internet has arrived and commenced dog-piling!

There's talk of hackers or glitches, but while I'd love that to be true there are many things pointing to genuine fail on amazon's part, like the fact it was described as a policy change in an email.