Picspam: Laura Roslin/Gaius Baltar, (or why Laura Roslin is totally hot, by Gaius Baltar)

[bibliodragon]

Laura Roslin and Gaius Baltar. Perhaps the last thing you'd think off when thinking of the relationship between these two would be sexy hotness, but you would be very wrong indeed. A closer reading of canon reveals a very different story.

Granted, this reading has to be done through the view point of one Gaius Baltar, and his mind is a disturbed, dark and dirty place. Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times and make sure you've had all your vaccinations.



The first meeting, quite innocent don't you think? But when Baltar was saying he couldn't remember her...


...what he really was thinking was this!


OMG THREESOMES!




Even if she won't have dirty bathroom sex with people who are not ruggedly handsome Admirals, she did give him Vice Presidency. Heh heh, vice.


The real reason he spent New Caprica getting wasted and having sex with interns? It was the only way to deal with the hotness of the Laura Roslin grungewear look.



On a Basestar full of hot Cylons (and Cavil, shudder), and who is it he is fantasising about?




Never before had Gaius wished he was a cigar so much.


Then there was some D/s role play (Tigh likes to watch).


He needed a whole cult of nymphs to deal with the residual sexual energy of that.


"What do you mean "oh Laura"?"
"Well, what do you mean "oh Laura"?"


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Comments

[heather.livejournal.com]

Oh man, Gaius/Six/Laura would've been freaking HOT.

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

I know! Unfortunately the resulting hotness would probably have caused all the tv's of the world to explode.

[seariderfalcon]

I just flailed and quietly squealed in real life at seeing this. Thank goodness I have a private office, huh? :P

Seriously, though, I love Gauis' seedy imagination and I really adore you for making this picspam! :D

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

His imagination is one seedy place indeed, but I am glad it was worth all the showers I need after traipsing though it ;).

[missbevcrusher.livejournal.com]

Oh I approve. Very much. :D

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

Glad you like :).

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

ngh!
just
ngh!!!!!!!

best best best best

*dies*

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

sorry still not coherent but this
What do you mean "oh Laura"?"
"Well, what do you mean "oh Laura"?"

OMG, YOU ARE AWESOME

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

Heh, I had a feeling you'd like this one.

And everyone loves Laura :).

[millari.livejournal.com]

This totally made me laugh loudly in several places.

My favorite was the one about him needing a cult full of nymphs after the brig cigar scene. :)

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

Just one Laura Roslin lighting a cigar is equal in hotness to a whole cult of sex groupies :). Poor Gaius never stood a chance.

[lily-winterwood.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! :D

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

Glad you like :).

[ddagent.livejournal.com]

LMAO I love this.

"Well, what do you mean "oh Laura"?"
This rocks so hard!

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

Thank you :).

[missbevcrusher.livejournal.com]

OMG, Dude!!!! I frakking loved this!!!!!!!!! He's soooooo got a thing for her. These two, while totally unsuited for one another, are HOT. Yup. :D

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

He totally has a thing for her, though so does everyone else ;).

[juliet-demarcus.livejournal.com]

I love this. Everything about this. I know you posted it a long time ago, but I just had to let you know. You're awesome. The end.

[bibliodragon.livejournal.com]

Thank you!