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bibliodragon) wrote2009-05-30 01:28 pm
bibliodragon) wrote2009-05-30 01:28 pm
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A 100 per cent scientific theory in pictures (or delelopements in Laura Roslin's hair).
Or why season 4 of Battlestar Galactica wasn't quite as good as its previous seasons. Sure, you can talk about the writers strike, the gradual decrease in quality that tends to happen the longer a series goes on, whatever drugs the writers were smoking. But all would be wrong, for I have discovered the true cause.
Laura Roslins hair.
Series one, and we have...
The flippy hair of being presidential and on the phone.
The flippy hair of awkward dinner parties.
The flippy hair of getting thrown in jail.
Season 2.
The awesome hair of escaping jail...
...and going on the run with convicted terrorists.
Season 3.
The disheveled hair of Baltar visions (yeah, he wishes).
Windswept and sunlit hair of getting stoned.
And bed hair of flirty phone calls (and phone sex).
However, when season 4 comes around we have...
The wig of "fed up with this shit"...
...and "stealing your basestar".
and awkward bald cap of doom and sex (but seriously, how does this woman still manage to be so hot while wearing an awkward bald cap?)
And not nearly enough of this.
The math is simple. Laura Roslin with hot hair= quality. Laura Roslin without hot hair= lower quality. This theory is 100 per cent scientific, and not an excuse to post pictures of Laura Roslin and talk about her hair.
...miniseries hair does not count.
Laura Roslins hair.
Series one, and we have...
The flippy hair of being presidential and on the phone.
The flippy hair of awkward dinner parties.
The flippy hair of getting thrown in jail.
Season 2.
The awesome hair of escaping jail...
...and going on the run with convicted terrorists.
Season 3.
The disheveled hair of Baltar visions (yeah, he wishes).
Windswept and sunlit hair of getting stoned.
And bed hair of flirty phone calls (and phone sex).
However, when season 4 comes around we have...
The wig of "fed up with this shit"...
...and "stealing your basestar".
and awkward bald cap of doom and sex (but seriously, how does this woman still manage to be so hot while wearing an awkward bald cap?)
And not nearly enough of this.
The math is simple. Laura Roslin with hot hair= quality. Laura Roslin without hot hair= lower quality. This theory is 100 per cent scientific, and not an excuse to post pictures of Laura Roslin and talk about her hair.
...miniseries hair does not count.