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bibliodragon) wrote2010-01-26 03:30 pm
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Picspam: Doctor Who TVM Part 2 (weeeeeee Paul McGann!)
Last time, the Doctor had turned into Jesus and the Master had turned into a C list actor.
Morning in TotallyNotFake!San Fransisco.
After accidentally killing the Doctor, Grace found some time to dress a bit more professionally.
The Doctor is still in his shroud of subtlety and so is in need of some new threads.
Meh, too seventies.
You go to all that trouble of stealing a lucky bag and all you get is a "make plot go quicker" device.
I could do Shakespeare too you know!
What luck, a coat of eccentricity! (and very, very pretty!)
The Master has no need for a wife yet, so she has to go.
Good going Grace, you killed Jesus!
A flash of recognition.
You kill a guy with two hearts, the body walks off and you wonder why your boss wants to cover it up.
But Grace has principles, dammit! And so quits.
Her day gets better when she has to share a lift with a guy with boundary issues.
When you are followed to your car by a creepy guy claiming amnesia who then disappears, the smart thing to do is get into your car without checking the back seat.
Yep, that went as well as could be expected.
"Hey, I last saw that piece of surgical equipment just before I killed a guy."
That look is not going to date at all.
So when you have a crazy amnesiac in your car, the natural thing is to bring him home with you.
And things get better when you realize your dick boyfriend has taken all his stuff.
"So you're single then?"
Even though her patient has the attention span of a puppy, Grace manages to notice those two heartbeats this time.
The Doctor continues to try and convince her that he was previously a small, Scottish actor who couldn't do anger very well but was a wiz at playing the spoons.
Gratuitous TARDIS porn. Look at the budget on that thing!
But all that pretty is interrupted.
Apparently the TARDIS likes slightly dim teenage humans *resist the Rose joke, must resist the Rose joke* that explains how BAD WOLF happened then *dammit!*
A bit of monologuing. The Master is after the Doctor's body (yeah, what else is new), so then perhaps that means he'll need a human sidekick of his own and so lies to Lee to try and get him on side.
Grace gets tired of doing science while the Doctor is cute.
So they take a break to have a walk of reminiscing and shoe appreciation.
Meanwhile the Master continues of his grand plan of lie to the human, then adds on a bit of old fashioned bribery to seal the deal. Side note, remember when the Cyberman used to be allergic to bling? Good times.
Gratuitous budget porn.
The check out the heart of the TARDIS, the Eye of Harmony, and the Master opens it up by shoving Lees head in a beam of light (apparently you need a human eye to open it, it's a whole thing.)
Which is enough to jog the Doctor's memory.
So the Doctor celebrates. Ew, girl germs!
The Master uses some budget to find out who the new Doctor is.
And through handy extreme close up of his eye figures out that the Doctor is half human. The remainder of this is drowned out by the screams of "not canon! NOT CANON!" echoing around the world.
"Nooo, that's not canon!"
Through the magic link the Doctor figures out the Master's evil plan to steal his remaining lives, and and that it has the rather nasty side effect of destroying the earth.
Grace doesn't care for this exposition.
While the Master is amused at the Doctor cock-blocking himself.
Such careless exposition is clearly the sign of a madman, so Grace does something sensible and refuses to let him in.
Luckily opening the Eye has caused superfluous budget to escape.
"Make that two beds in psychiatric, please."
The Doctor pronounces that at midnight the earth will be destroyed. Midnight? How is it midnight, that's a very specific countdown. Then again, the Master does have a fine sense of the dramatic. He was probably holding Lee's head down waiting for the right moment to shove it into the light, just so that it would happen at midnight.
Drama ensued, the Master can now go pick up the Doctor...s body.
Ohh, weight loss.
Has the Atkins diet been invented yet? No? Then it's probably a sign of how we are all going to die.
While his memory may be back, his sense of personal boundaries sure isn't.
On the news there is a report on the starting of an atomic clock, which handily enough is just the piece of equipment the Doctor needs to fix the TARDIS and undo the damage the Master caused.
"What a fortunate coincidence!"
"Did someone order an ambulance?"
"Hey, aren't you Julia Robert's brother? I loved you in Heroes! You know, they should totally get that Claude back, he was great. I loved it when he kept smacking Peter."
Grace is not impressed with the Doctor's are we there yet routine, banter ensues and the Doctor implies that at some point he shagged Marie Curie. Bet it was Four.
They are interrupted by the ambulance jerking to a halt, knocking off the Master's sunglasses. And the Doctor recognizes those contact lenses.
Traffic jam caused by wet chickens. Alright then.
...the slash just writes itself, doesn't it.
Time for running and hand holding.
Cop-blocked.
So the Doctor steals his gun and takes himself hostage.
Grace talks him into giving her the gun because that's not how we do things here...
...and shoots out the radio and makes the cop hand over the motorcycle keys. This is America, baby!
So ensues the motorcycle chase of really hard to screencap.
The Doctor and Grace reach the clock, but a familiar ambulance has gotten there before them.
Dun dun DUN!
Part 3: Where did the plot go?
Morning in TotallyNotFake!San Fransisco.
After accidentally killing the Doctor, Grace found some time to dress a bit more professionally.
The Doctor is still in his shroud of subtlety and so is in need of some new threads.
Meh, too seventies.
You go to all that trouble of stealing a lucky bag and all you get is a "make plot go quicker" device.
I could do Shakespeare too you know!
What luck, a coat of eccentricity! (and very, very pretty!)
The Master has no need for a wife yet, so she has to go.
Good going Grace, you killed Jesus!
A flash of recognition.
You kill a guy with two hearts, the body walks off and you wonder why your boss wants to cover it up.
But Grace has principles, dammit! And so quits.
Her day gets better when she has to share a lift with a guy with boundary issues.
When you are followed to your car by a creepy guy claiming amnesia who then disappears, the smart thing to do is get into your car without checking the back seat.
Yep, that went as well as could be expected.
"Hey, I last saw that piece of surgical equipment just before I killed a guy."
That look is not going to date at all.
So when you have a crazy amnesiac in your car, the natural thing is to bring him home with you.
And things get better when you realize your dick boyfriend has taken all his stuff.
"So you're single then?"
Even though her patient has the attention span of a puppy, Grace manages to notice those two heartbeats this time.
The Doctor continues to try and convince her that he was previously a small, Scottish actor who couldn't do anger very well but was a wiz at playing the spoons.
Gratuitous TARDIS porn. Look at the budget on that thing!
But all that pretty is interrupted.
Apparently the TARDIS likes slightly dim teenage humans *resist the Rose joke, must resist the Rose joke* that explains how BAD WOLF happened then *dammit!*
A bit of monologuing. The Master is after the Doctor's body (yeah, what else is new), so then perhaps that means he'll need a human sidekick of his own and so lies to Lee to try and get him on side.
Grace gets tired of doing science while the Doctor is cute.
So they take a break to have a walk of reminiscing and shoe appreciation.
Meanwhile the Master continues of his grand plan of lie to the human, then adds on a bit of old fashioned bribery to seal the deal. Side note, remember when the Cyberman used to be allergic to bling? Good times.
Gratuitous budget porn.
The check out the heart of the TARDIS, the Eye of Harmony, and the Master opens it up by shoving Lees head in a beam of light (apparently you need a human eye to open it, it's a whole thing.)
Which is enough to jog the Doctor's memory.
So the Doctor celebrates. Ew, girl germs!
The Master uses some budget to find out who the new Doctor is.
And through handy extreme close up of his eye figures out that the Doctor is half human. The remainder of this is drowned out by the screams of "not canon! NOT CANON!" echoing around the world.
"Nooo, that's not canon!"
Through the magic link the Doctor figures out the Master's evil plan to steal his remaining lives, and and that it has the rather nasty side effect of destroying the earth.
Grace doesn't care for this exposition.
While the Master is amused at the Doctor cock-blocking himself.
Such careless exposition is clearly the sign of a madman, so Grace does something sensible and refuses to let him in.
Luckily opening the Eye has caused superfluous budget to escape.
"Make that two beds in psychiatric, please."
The Doctor pronounces that at midnight the earth will be destroyed. Midnight? How is it midnight, that's a very specific countdown. Then again, the Master does have a fine sense of the dramatic. He was probably holding Lee's head down waiting for the right moment to shove it into the light, just so that it would happen at midnight.
Drama ensued, the Master can now go pick up the Doctor...s body.
Ohh, weight loss.
Has the Atkins diet been invented yet? No? Then it's probably a sign of how we are all going to die.
While his memory may be back, his sense of personal boundaries sure isn't.
On the news there is a report on the starting of an atomic clock, which handily enough is just the piece of equipment the Doctor needs to fix the TARDIS and undo the damage the Master caused.
"What a fortunate coincidence!"
"Did someone order an ambulance?"
"Hey, aren't you Julia Robert's brother? I loved you in Heroes! You know, they should totally get that Claude back, he was great. I loved it when he kept smacking Peter."
Grace is not impressed with the Doctor's are we there yet routine, banter ensues and the Doctor implies that at some point he shagged Marie Curie. Bet it was Four.
They are interrupted by the ambulance jerking to a halt, knocking off the Master's sunglasses. And the Doctor recognizes those contact lenses.
Traffic jam caused by wet chickens. Alright then.
...the slash just writes itself, doesn't it.
Time for running and hand holding.
Cop-blocked.
So the Doctor steals his gun and takes himself hostage.
Grace talks him into giving her the gun because that's not how we do things here...
...and shoots out the radio and makes the cop hand over the motorcycle keys. This is America, baby!
So ensues the motorcycle chase of really hard to screencap.
The Doctor and Grace reach the clock, but a familiar ambulance has gotten there before them.
Dun dun DUN!
Part 3: Where did the plot go?