The first thing I thought when I saw your name was 'I wonder if she's done 'school sports'.

This challenge seemed like a perfect opportunity for a quick visit to that amusing world and I'm happy to say that you really have done a wonderful job with it. I love Bill carefully weighing up the pros and cons of his choices, find the comment about Gauis hilarious and entirely plausible and the final line is perfect. That's definitely the ONLY reason he picked Laura. ;)

Very entertaining. I thoroughly enjoyed this. Thank you.